From the moment he got-off on the scent of Elder Miller’s garments (which happened just before these two missionaries met), Elder Kensington has been thinking of ways he might get into Elder Miller’s pants. While the two missionaries were at the ward mission leader’s house, Elder Kensington noticed that Elder Miller was sporting wood. A boner the Elder was also trying to hide. After seeing this, Elder Kensington decided that it was time for a companionship inventory. This is a way missionaries can resolve differences or get things off their chests. As soon as they got home, Elder Kensington brought up the boner. But it wasn’t Elder Miller’s boner he referred to; In order to get Elder Miller to open up, Elder Kensington decided to make his own boner the subject of conversation instead.